youredarrenfreakingpotter:

My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond

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celsisus:

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

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pussreboots:

potassiumcyanide:

samaelcarver:

wattthefisk:

Amazing cosplays!

Our bad-assed collection of amazing cosplays!

….HOLD THE FUCK UP!!!!

Is that first one an Assassins Creed version of Captain Jack Sparrow?????

Holy shit these are awesome

Team Rocket!

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ben-c:

12 people have deleted me as a contact because i wont stop changing my skype name

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kawaiigod:

when ur going to the mall

and u actually have money

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sodamnrelatable:

 

When your friends start picking up phrases you use all the time

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singwithme2397:

the horror and concentration on his face

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Orange is The New Black

  • Season 1: I fucking hate Pornstache
  • Season 2: Pornstache isn't that bad. I fucking hate Vee

niknak79:

Andre is not a happy camper

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ringoshootingstarr:

sometimes you just gotta stare at this incredibly attractive picture of john

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centaurs-other-testicle:

japert:

Friends with mean and overprotective parents

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when they are so overprotective you guys can hardly hang out

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Being the friend with overprotective parents

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dare-for-distances:

The fog caused the fireworks to change the sky color

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